your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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