There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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