Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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