thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
