every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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