hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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