Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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