let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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