there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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