Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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