why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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