Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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