It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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