I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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