He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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