I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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