awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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