Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he thought i was a dude.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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