Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
you never un-have a 4some
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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