this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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