You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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