Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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