Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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