No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You can make out without kissing
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