so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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