Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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