When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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