My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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