I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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