hotel room ftw
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Randomize
