If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize