Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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