what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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