D3 body, D1 cock
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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