I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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