My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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