This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
