our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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