we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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