Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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