It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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