So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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