A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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