Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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