David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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