Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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