i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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