it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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