You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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