I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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