quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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