Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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