Girls should come with a carfax report
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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