just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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