i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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